Saturday, November 17, 2012

Funny Letter to Bill Gates

A technologically impaired family man recently bought a computer and send the following Letter to Bill Gates. Read and laugh your ass off .......

Dear Mr Bill Gates

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no
'stop' button. We request you to
check this.
2. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is
available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I
own a scooter at my home.
3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working. My
wife lost the door key and we tried a lot to trace the key with this 'find 'button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.
4. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft
sentence', so when you will provide that?
5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is
only one icon which shows 'My Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?
6. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but
there is not even a single photo of
mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.
7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.
8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'.
When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?
9. You provide 'My Network Places'.
For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'.
I do not want to let my wife know
where I go after my office hours. Last one Mr. Bill Gates
P.S: "Sir, how is it that your name is
Gates but you are selling WINDOWS ?"

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